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Who would narrate your life?  

softsweets777 31F
197 posts
1/16/2018 3:37 pm
Who would narrate your life?

Probably the second most important question in life next to existence, is who would narrate your life? Thankfully I have made a list for you to choose from.
Jeff Goldblum
Danny DeVito
Sarah Silverman
Constance Wu
Ryan Reynolds
Kumail Nanjiani
Norm Macdonald
Dave Chappelle
Katey Sagal
Morgan Freeman


marriedcretin 53M
1324 posts
1/16/2018 5:23 pm

Jeff Goldblum would be ace.

Um yes, now, MC going to the office, yes, but did he think about fueling the car, no, no, nooo, he didn't, no. What was he thinking about? um, yes, what?

It would be meandering twaddle. I'd love it.


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
1/16/2018 6:19 pm

previously answer - tom waits? interesting choice.

could only hope my life story matched

the drama, humor and complexity of

"step right up".

i was thinking rod serling or neil degrasse tyson,

but if it HAS TO BE one of your choices,

jeff goldblum would work best.

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/16/2018 6:53 pm

Morgan Freeman (a.k.a. god) would do a great job but would't that be a bit presumptuous? Jeff Goldblum would be good but it might ramble on like . . . I am now.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Vvltvre 47F

1/17/2018 12:10 pm

    Quoting Seesaw13th:
    Tom Waits! He'd be awesome, with one of his strange tunes playing in the background
Oh my gosh, yes! Graveltastic! Alternately, I've always thought Snoop Dogg, even before he narrated that nature short, or Aaron Neville- but he'd have to sing everything to add to the awfulness. Maybe Morrissey? A couple of Moz yelps thrown in there would be fun. ODB would be another great one, but obviously impossible. I'm overthinking this, but it's a fun one!


tieguy1 44M  
3 posts
1/18/2018 5:35 pm

Jeff Goldblum. He has the right balance of sophistication and humor. I'm hoping if he narrated, people would just assume I'm balanced like that, too, haha


Sagtime123 43M

1/20/2018 9:00 am

Norm MacDonald or Dave Chappelle, a lot of the stuff in my life is too funny to read seriously


psycoma77 46M  
6 posts
1/30/2018 9:45 pm

Brad Dourif, using his Chucky voice.


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